Ten Contemporary Cars That Would Make 1985 People Lose Their Shit

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10/21/2015 at 15:57 • Filed to: LISTS

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A bit earlier today we identified a few cars that are common today that would still not look out of place back in 1985. However, some modern cars would be very difficult to explain to someone from 1985.

10 - Cadillac CTS-V Wagon

556 hp was not even imaginable in a Lamborghini back then, let alone a Caddy, and a Caddy wagon, with a manual. Get out !

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9 - BMW X5

The ultimate driving, wait what ?

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8 - Hyundai Equus

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7 - Mercedes-Benz B250

A luxury Chevette, no way

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6 - Porsche 918 Spyder

A porsche with an electric engine that is faster the 1985 F1 cars ?

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5 - 2015 Cadillac Escalade

Even people of 2015 are losing their shit in front of all of this ballerness. That’s just too much in-you-face-ness for one to handle.

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4 - Ford F150

What, America’s favorite workhorse is now a luxury 4 doors behemot made of aluminium and powered by a turbo engine ?

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4 - Lexus RC-F

The predator made a car, but wait, Lex what ?

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3 - Ferrari California

Ferrari is making ill-proportioned ugly cars with automatic transmission, NOOO !

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2 - Lincoln MKT

No one would believe that the town car used to drive Mr. Reagan around would morphed into that abomination

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1 - Tesla Model S

A real electric car that work for real, that is faster than anything back in 1985, that even drive itself and come with more on board computing power than 1985’s NASA ?

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Margin Of Error
10/21/2015 at 15:59

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Number 1 and number 10 would probably be the two cars that are most mind blowing.


Kinja'd!!! BJ > Margin Of Error
10/21/2015 at 16:02

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This is the one 1985 vehicle that no-one saw coming. Big horsepower, sure. Electric cars, not so crazy. A solid, high-performance luxury sedan from Hyundai? Not a chance.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Margin Of Error
10/21/2015 at 16:03

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Really solid list!


Kinja'd!!! Margin Of Error > Ash78, voting early and often
10/21/2015 at 16:04

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Thanks !


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Margin Of Error
10/21/2015 at 16:07

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Insert the entire Kia/Hyundai line up


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Margin Of Error
10/21/2015 at 16:09

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Lose what now?

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Margin Of Error
10/21/2015 at 16:14

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If they still made the LFA, we should replace the RC-F with that.


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > Margin Of Error
10/21/2015 at 16:20

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Actually the thing that would blow the minds of 1985 people is the cost of said cars....


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Margin Of Error
10/21/2015 at 16:31

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Gangsters and ballas of the 80’s probably wouldn’t mind the ‘Llac


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Margin Of Error
10/21/2015 at 17:03

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7 - Mercedes-Benz B250

A luxury Chevette, no way

Minivans may have been fairly progressive in 1985, but in no way would this make 1985 people lose their shit. It’d rather lead them to believe that cars won’t change at all in the following 30 years. It even looks like a first gen Dodge Caravan.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > BJ
10/21/2015 at 17:05

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Hell, even a ‘99 Accent would have been unthinkable back then, so this is spot on.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Margin Of Error
10/21/2015 at 17:16

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But I think what would make them lose their shit the most is:

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...along with the same thing happening to Plymouth, Oldsmobile, Mercury and (to a lesser extent) AMC.

Oldsmobile, Pontiac and Mercury were big sellers in the mid 1980s.

Oh and they would also lose their shit when you also tell them that the company that made this at the time:

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Would be building cars with a high quality rating by Consumer Reports in 2015.


Kinja'd!!! bryan40oop > Margin Of Error
10/21/2015 at 18:38

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“ 6 - Porsche 918 Spyder

A porsche with an electric engine that is faster the 1985 F1 cars ?”

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